Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, food. But let's not forget the fun! Dad jokes are a classic part of any family gathering, and Thanksgiving is no exception. From corny puns to silly riddles, these jokes can liven up the dinner table and bring a smile to everyone's face. So, as you gather around the table this Thanksgiving, don't be afraid to share a few dad jokes and spread some laughter. After all, laughter is the best seasoning for any meal.
What do you call a turkey that’s always complaining?
“A grumble gobbler.”
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
"Grace."
What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
“You'll both be filled with stuffing.”
What was the turkey suspected of?
“Fowl play.”
What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?
"All About That Baste."
How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
By saying, "Seasoning's greetings!"
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
"Wing, wing."
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
“He was already stuffed.”
Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
“He could bring his own drumsticks.”
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
“To prove he wasn't a chicken.”